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Old 12-26-2005, 06:29 PM
Tyler Durden Tyler Durden is offline
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Default Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"

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Can you just tell her that you don't want her to wait on you anymore? If this doesn't work, then talk to the owner/manager.

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She may refuse service to me in the future but it doesn't matter, I'm not going to ask her for drinks anymore. I'll just go to the bar.
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:30 PM
Neal_Schon Neal_Schon is offline
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Default Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"

Step 1: Put some Journey on the jukebox.

Step 2: Carefully inform her of your impressive placing in the 2004 WSOP

Step 3: Tap it all night long.
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:34 PM
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Step 1: Put some Journey on the jukebox.

Step 2: Carefully inform her of your impressive placing in the 2004 WSOP

Step 3: Tap it all night long.

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zing!
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:37 PM
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I've accidentally walked out w/o paying my tab b/c I've totally forgotten about it. This has happened probably 2 or 3 times.

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I walked out on ONE tab so to pluralize that is inaccurate.

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tl;wihr
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:43 PM
UCF THAYER UCF THAYER is offline
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Default Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"

I think you played this badly.

I will go into detail later, busy.
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:49 PM
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Default Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"

1. Can't you figure out to get a different waitress when you go there?

2. Don't piss off people who prepare your food or drinks.
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:24 PM
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Default Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"

I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:37 PM
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Default Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"

tl;dr

Amazon.com: The Elements of Style, Third Edition: Books by William Strunk Jr.,EB White.

Pay special attention where they talk about writing concisely. Less is always more if it's written more meaningfully.
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:40 PM
Tyler Durden Tyler Durden is offline
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I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?

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I'm doing nothing this evening, so I posted it.
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Old 12-26-2005, 08:20 PM
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This story is not worth reading.
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