Why is Phil Ivey so cool?

[Saddlepoint]

Seriously.

When I go to sleep he's down below average in the $5k plo, and when I wake up and check the results he's busted four people and has 27% of the chips 10-handed.

And in my mind, this begs the question: Is there a limit to Phil Ivey's awesomeness? Would he have seventy five bracelets now, but for the fact that the prospect of this sort of dominance bores him? Is it disrespectful to even have a Main Event, thereby running the risk of giving first prize to somebody else? And if he wanted to, could Phil Ivey make small pocket pairs hold up more often against overcards?

That's all. Excuse me while I go question my sexuality.