Worst line you ever told a girl?

[arod15]

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i was in a bar and seen this girl standing in the corner drinking her beer very quickly and looking sorta uncomfortable. not great looking, but good enough for me so i got two beers and went over and offered her one. she thanked me and we talked for a bit and then i said
"are you getting tired?"
"no," she replied, "why do you ask"
"oh, no reason, hey (pointing to her beer) drink up!"

note to self: implied roofies jokes dont get you laid

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wow we have a criminal within us two plus twoers
ha like it

[arod15]

This one i think is good. A real attractive girl dancing on a bar (i was 20 in college) came up to be grabbed my face and said "wanna buy me a drink cutie?" i replied "your not that cute!" Please never buy a girl a drink who asks for it you have about a 1% chance of scoring. Now if you have been dancing with her made out with her and then she askes do it and make it a double (whisper in the bartenders ear)

[cadillac1234]

'I sure wish I was a squirrel'
'Why?'
'Because I'd love to bust a nut in your hole'

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<font color="white">-86'd from Club Terminator in 1991 </font>

[jakethebake]

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A good friend of mine in High School walked up to a girl with an actual screw in his hand and said "Wanna screw?" The girl and him both kinda laughed it off.

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i did this a few times when i was like 14.

[arod15]

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'I sure wish I was a squirrel'
'Why?'
'Because I'd love to bust a nut in your hole'

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<font color="white">-86'd from Club Terminator in 1991 </font>

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That is real funny too bad it ididnt work

[Mayhap]

"I wish I was a pair of your socks."
"Why?"
"So I could ramble through your drawers."
*slap*

[Huhmare]

"do you go here often?"

[touchfaith]

Hi

[oneeye13]

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Now if you have been dancing with her made out with her and then she askes do it and make it a double (whisper in the bartenders ear)

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creepy

[mblax10]

Suck me beautiful