Funny Norman Chad WSOP quote

[cockpit]

"he's probably writing - seat number one is a jerk."

Wasn't the funniest line he's said, but for me it was the best

[Beavis68]

My fav was some like, "isn't that the pot calling the kettle black"

when the Mouth told that guy with 88 not to do anything stupid. I laughed so hard throughout that whole episode.

[West]

I'd still go with his line from last year when he said about somebody who either was about to be knocked out, or had just lost a lot of chips, "he looks like he's ready for a cigarette and a blindfold." I think he tried to reuse this line though.

[jwvdcw]

great thread. I started one similar a few weeks ago and only got responses telling me how much they disliked Chad.

[Toro]

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Gus Hansen folds A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] in an unopened pot.

Chad: "I don't think this is Gus Hansen -- it must be a body double."

What are some of your favorite Chad quotes?

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Help me here. What was the one he said about how young some of the players were and proving they ever had a shot whiskey or something. Nevermind, I always forget the punch line of a joke half way through telling it.

[nolanfan34]

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....Norman Chad, as Phil Hellmouth is talking to Doyle Brunson and Chad says, "Doyle has that "Has he left yet?" look on his face"

laughed my ass off on that one

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That was really funny, because he said the line just as I was thinking the same thing. Doyle looked totally uncomfortable, like he just knew Phil had no reason to be there besides getting on TV again.