Some jewish jokes....

[BoxTree]

The original post is funny.

The responses to this thread are hysterical.

Sam's explanation of #3 is brilliant beyond belief. He didn't say that this plays on the stereotype that Jewish mothers think their children are failures unless they have good jobs. He said that they specifically must become doctors or lawyers.

Spot. On.

[mushi]

Ill by start by saying Im an Israely and Jewish and my mother and grandmother are form polish natinality. In any case the jokes were good.

Here in Israel when we say Jewish jokes we mean Holocaust jokes, but then again everytime I tell them to non Israelis I allwasys get flamed which is pretty funny

If you want me to tell a few I can but maybe someone will get ofended

(BTW u do know that we r the chosen people right)

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[MonkeeMan]

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If you want me to tell a few I can

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[Los Feliz Slim]

I am Jewish and would like to hear these jokes.

Did you hear the one about the budget mohel? He works for tips.

[mostsmooth]

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I am Jewish and find 0 of these remotely funny.

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Lighten up a little, boy-o.

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I love how as soon as someone doesn't find a joke about race funny, it's because the joke is about race or they're "uptight", not because it's just not funny.

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if partygirl didnt mention being jewish, there would have been no assumption of uptightedness

[Sephus]

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I am Jewish and would like to hear these jokes.

Did you hear the one about the budget mohel? He works for tips.

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god i hope not.

[drewjustdrew]

3/7's of my dept. are Jewish. I identify with all of these jokes. I don't find them funny, so much as highly irritating because I have to put up with the exact behaviors being mocked on a regular basis.

[Amid Cent]

Gentiles are just plain funny.

[cdxx]

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3/7's of my dept. are Jewish. I identify with all of these jokes. I don't find them funny, so much as highly irritating because I have to put up with the exact behaviors being mocked on a regular basis.

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so you have a lot of larry david moments in your life? it can be irritating, but i view them as comedy.

[TheBlueMonster]

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A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
> He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"
> She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for
> calling."


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nice.
I feel like I'm the only Jew without a "Jewush Mother"?