doctor's lament...

[scalf]

[img]/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] i prescribed some suppositories for my severely constipated patient...he came back in a week saying he still had no movement...i asked him if he was the suppositories were used regularly...he got real pissed (being bound up can do that).. and stated..."i've taken [img]/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/icons/cool.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/icons/diamond.gif[/img] at least one a day;..what do you think i'm doing doc..shoving the damn things up my ass??

[Ray Zee]

typical doctor. give him drugs with no instructions. next time offer him some food with fiber in it.
watch out using that foul language. i got censored for it and you should too. shame on you.