hold em hand nicknames

[Aragorn]

hold em nicknames...can anyone guess what these hands are? i knew a few of them, but i didn't think there were this many.

-Pocket Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
-Cowboys; King Kong
-Ladies, Whores, Siegfried & Roy
-Fishhooks; hooks
-Dimes
-German Virgin; Barbara Feldon (Get Smart Agent 99)
-Snowmen; Doggie Balls; Piano Keys
-Sunset Strip
-Route 66
-Speed Limit
-Magnum; Sailboats
-Crabs
-Ducks
-Big Slick; Santa Barbara
-Big Chick; Walking Back to Houston
-Ajax
-Dead Man’s hand
-Marriage
-Mixed Marriage
-Kojak
-Fido Canine What a Dog
-Commander Crab; King Crab
-Maverick
-Quint; Varkony
-Computer hand
-Gay Waiter; San Francisco Busboy (queen with a tray)
-Motown; Jackson Five
-Flat ties (what’s a jack for?)
-Woolworth's; Five and Dime
-Broderick Crawford; Convoy; Good Buddy
-Texas Dolly
-Oldsmobile
-Big Lick; Dinner for Two
-Dolly Parton
-Montana Banana
-Union Oil
-Heinz
-Jessie James; Jane Russell
-Jack Benny
-Raquel Welch
-Twiggy

good luck...i'll post the answers soon. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[otnemem]

Lame.

EDIT: And by the way, the first twenty or so are listed in order...

[TheBlueMonster]

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Lame.



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Elizabeth's Nose (4Q) ... a four looks like a nose, right?
Not Spooning (4K), say it out loud.

I think it's +EV to take any "lucky" low-grade hand that keeps coming up during a session and name it on the spot. It'll keep the fish playing it and variations of it, and encourage them to... get lucky!!!

I'm also surprised you missed The Lonely Bachelor (JKo)... say it out loud.

[otnemem]

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Elizabeth's Nose (4Q) ... a four looks like a nose, right?
Not Spooning (4K), say it out loud.

I think it's +EV to take any "lucky" low-grade hand that keeps coming up during a session and name it on the spot. It'll keep the fish playing it and variations of it, and encourage them to... get lucky!!!

I'm also surprised you missed The Lonely Bachelor (JKo)... say it out loud.

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Yeah, like the "over and out" - T4. Why the fuck does this hand have a nickname?

[Vex]

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I think it's +EV to take any "lucky" low-grade hand that keeps coming up during a session and name it on the spot. It'll keep the fish playing it and variations of it, and encourage them to... get lucky!!!


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Damn, but that's an amusing idea.

I internally think of 54s in red as "The Spanish Inquisition", because it enjoyed a brief week in the sun as one of the most profitable hands in my PT data due to a single extraordinary session. Those cards fell into my hand several times over the course of the day when conditions were right for me to limp into a pot. The flop kept hitting them, and I took down several big pots at showdown. After the third time, I couldn't help but think, right after making that smug value bet that is just certain to be called, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[shant]

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Not Spooning (4K), say it out loud

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FOR KAY
FOR KING
LOLOL

I use Big Slick, rockets, ladies, hooks, hockey sticks, sailboats and snowmen in casual conversation.


I am not a donk.

I am, however, easily amused.

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I use Big Slick, rockets, ladies, hooks, hockey sticks, sailboats and snowmen in casual conversation.


I am not a donk.

I am, however, easily amused.

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Points for using any poker terminology in casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody recognizes it.

At lunch today, we had to make more room at the table, and the guy to my right ("the cutoff") slid over to me, and so I slid over to him jokingly, then he slid even further to me. Capped on a bluff, dammit.

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At lunch today, we had to make more room at the table, and the guy to my right ("the cutoff") slid over to me, and so I slid over to him jokingly, then he slid even further to me. Capped on a bluff, dammit.

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BWAHAHA. That's pretty hilarious.