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Old 10-06-2005, 03:48 PM
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Growing up, my parents told me that they found me under a bridge. They told my younger brother and sister similar stories. That is to say, we are not your biological parents; we discovered you.

All of my friends of slanty-eyed Asian ancestry were told a story along the same lines by their parents. Yours?
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:50 PM
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No.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:50 PM
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Growing up, my parents told me that they found me under a bridge. They told my younger brother and sister similar stories. That is to say, we are not your biological parents; we discovered you.

All of my friends of slanty-eyed Asian ancestry were told a story along the same lines by their parents. Yours?

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Wait, what?

I'm being EXTREMELY dense here, but which of the following was this?

1) a way of explaining where babies come from
2) a childhood "joke"
3) the admission that you were adopted
4) a cultural euphemism for the fact that you were actually born to your parents
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:52 PM
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what generation are you. what flavor (sweet sour, kal-bi, nice presentation, but bland flavor, fish sauce, etc)? I wasn't told this, but I'm yon-jin, and even my grandparents couldn't speak fluently (they had perfect english and a kind of broken jap-lish that others of their generation could understand, but that formally trained and native japanese speakers couldn't figure out).
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:54 PM
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I've heard of it from other slant eyeds. I think it's said by a parent when the child does something that is less than stellar or which the parents don't approve. kind of a "you didn't come from my gene pool" thing.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:55 PM
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what generation are you. what flavor (sweet sour, kal-bi, nice presentation, but bland flavor, fish sauce, etc)? I wasn't told this, but I'm yon-jin, and even my grandparents couldn't speak fluently (they had perfect english and a kind of broken jap-lish that others of their generation could understand, but that formally trained and native japanese speakers couldn't figure out).

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Good question. Everyone I know in this group, myself included, has parents who were foreign born.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:56 PM
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Are you guys ninjas?
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:58 PM
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Are you guys ninjas?

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I'm not, but my cousin is. I couldn't pass the vision qualification, so now I work in the throwing star factory.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:59 PM
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As long as we're getting help from Asians...

If any of you guys have hot sisters that are into fat white guys...
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:03 PM
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As long as we're getting help from Asians...

If any of you guys have hot sisters that are into fat white guys...

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I have an overweight male mexican friend who's boyfriend is a fat white guy, if that helps.
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