Tilt prevention/recovery tactics... porn!

Femto · #1 07-21-2005, 04:39 AM

So I was four tabling 10/20 and getting prison-shower-raped by runner runner gutshots and river over-sets, and I decided to close one window and put in its place a porno. It worked wonders to lift my spirits and distract me from my beats. By the time the porno was over, I looked down at my stack and had almost doubled up on all 3 tables. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] (It was Jenna Jameson is The Masseuse for those wondering...)

Anybody have any de-tiltifying methods they'd like to share?

Mikey · #2 07-21-2005, 04:40 AM

did you remember to snap your carrot?

Femto · #3 07-21-2005, 04:43 AM

I don't know what that means, but probably [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It only takes one hand to play poker.

SNOWBALL138 · #4 07-21-2005, 05:33 AM

I don't really know if this method is going to work for you in the future. Paying less attention to your hands is a way to lose control over your game, not regain control of your emotions.

Maybe I'm wrong.

diebitter · #5 07-21-2005, 06:49 AM

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did you remember to snap your carrot?

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What does that mean? I gotta know!

Xhad · #6 07-21-2005, 11:04 AM

By the time the porno was over, I looked down at my stack and had almost doubled up

Why would you need to look down to see your stack if you're playing online? Or are you not talking about poker chips? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

galahad_187 · #7 07-21-2005, 11:11 AM

the best way to recover from beats is to beat.... it...

mindflayer · #8 07-21-2005, 01:02 PM

stack = weiner..
when he looked down, it had doubled in SIZE!

SERENITY NOOOWWWWW!

Femto · #9 07-21-2005, 03:11 PM

rofl

Femto · #10 07-21-2005, 03:11 PM

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I don't really know if this method is going to work for you in the future. Paying less attention to your hands is a way to lose control over your game, not regain control of your emotions.

Maybe I'm wrong.

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lighten up bro