Three Way and Have a GF, how does it work out

[adamstewart]

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[diebitter]

If you want to three-up, try and get a fit mort, not some old minger with a face like a slapped arse and an arse that needs apple catchers to keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like a welly-top.

And make sure you're not going apache, even if they are on the Benny Hill, you don't want to get galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, and let the 2 floozies chew the cud on your goolies (one each), and after plating them, your knackers should be fermenting the fishy porridge nicely. If you're lucky they'll do a turn and save you some Ted Rogers, and before you know it, you'll be up to yer nuts in guts. If you're feeling playful, have a sniff at the bacon strips youself too.

Now, it's never fair to ladle the baby gravy out to just one, cos the other will get mardy, so once you get to the vinegar strokes, time to play the banjo instead, and empty the milk churns on their boats or oomlaters. Mind their barnets tho - these are birds - manners!


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[TheMainEvent]

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If you want to three-up, try and get a fit mort, not some old minger with a face like a slapped arse and an arse that needs apple catchers to keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like a welly-top.

And make sure you're not going apache, even if they are on the Benny Hill, you don't want to get galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, and let the 2 floozies chew the cud on your goolies (one each), and after plating them, your knackers should be fermenting the fishy porridge nicely. If you're lucky they'll do a turn and save you some Ted Rogers, and before you know it, you'll be up to yer nuts in guts. If you're feeling playful, have a sniff at the bacon strips youself too.

Now, it's never fair to ladle the baby gravy out to just one, cos the other will get mardy, so once you get to the vinegar strokes, time to play the banjo instead, and empty the milk churns on their boats or oomlaters. Mind their barnets tho - these are birds - manners!


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I don't know what this means, but I do know that it is easily the most vulgar thing ever posted on OOT.

[asofel]

that is true...although I like the Ali G version...

If ya wants ta three-up, try an' git uh fit mort, not some old minger wiff uh face like uh slapped arse an' an arse dat needs apple catchers ta keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like uh welly-top.

And make sure you not going apache, even if dey iz on da Benny Hill, ya don' wants ta git galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, an' let da 2 floozies chew da cud on yo' goolies (one each), an' afta plating dem, yo' knackers should be fermenting da fishy porridge nicely. If you lucky they'll do uh turn an' save ya some Ted Rogers, an' 'bfoe ya know it, you'll be up ta yer bizzawz in guts. If you feeling playful, gots uh sniff at da bacon strips youself too.

Now, it'snever fair ta ladle da baby gravy out ta just one, cos da other will git mardy, so once ya git ta da vinegar strokes, tyme ta play da banjo instead, an' empty da milk churns on they boats or oomlaters. Mind they barnets tho - deez iz birds - manners!


Got dat? all ye damn hood ratz..

[diebitter]

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If you want to three-up, try and get a fit mort, not some old minger with a face like a slapped arse and an arse that needs apple catchers to keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like a welly-top.

And make sure you're not going apache, even if they are on the Benny Hill, you don't want to get galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, and let the 2 floozies chew the cud on your goolies (one each), and after plating them, your knackers should be fermenting the fishy porridge nicely. If you're lucky they'll do a turn and save you some Ted Rogers, and before you know it, you'll be up to yer nuts in guts. If you're feeling playful, have a sniff at the bacon strips youself too.

Now, it's never fair to ladle the baby gravy out to just one, cos the other will get mardy, so once you get to the vinegar strokes, time to play the banjo instead, and empty the milk churns on their boats or oomlaters. Mind their barnets tho - these are birds - manners!


Got that?

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I don't know what this means, but I do know that it is easily the most vulgar thing ever posted on OOT.

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Sorted! I had yer trousers off over this - I was iffy cos I thought you'd find it crystal - but now you're wiping your mouth of it, aintcha?

Guttee!

[Tilt]

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If you want to three-up, try and get a fit mort, not some old minger with a face like a slapped arse and an arse that needs apple catchers to keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like a welly-top.

And make sure you're not going apache, even if they are on the Benny Hill, you don't want to get galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, and let the 2 floozies chew the cud on your goolies (one each), and after plating them, your knackers should be fermenting the fishy porridge nicely. If you're lucky they'll do a turn and save you some Ted Rogers, and before you know it, you'll be up to yer nuts in guts. If you're feeling playful, have a sniff at the bacon strips youself too.

Now, it's never fair to ladle the baby gravy out to just one, cos the other will get mardy, so once you get to the vinegar strokes, time to play the banjo instead, and empty the milk churns on their boats or oomlaters. Mind their barnets tho - these are birds - manners!


Got that?

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Holy crap that was funny.

i did the bgg thing twice. my girlfriend (same girl both times) instigated. i'm pretty sure, in retrospect, it was all an excuse for her to get the lez out. the first time was a random girl we picked up in a club. the second time was with her best friend. as far as i know, she's now in a relationship with that same friend.

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If you want to three-up, try and get a fit mort, not some old minger with a face like a slapped arse and an arse that needs apple catchers to keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like a welly-top.

And make sure you're not going apache, even if they are on the Benny Hill, you don't want to get galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, and let the 2 floozies chew the cud on your goolies (one each), and after plating them, your knackers should be fermenting the fishy porridge nicely. If you're lucky they'll do a turn and save you some Ted Rogers, and before you know it, you'll be up to yer nuts in guts. If you're feeling playful, have a sniff at the bacon strips youself too.

Now, it's never fair to ladle the baby gravy out to just one, cos the other will get mardy, so once you get to the vinegar strokes, time to play the banjo instead, and empty the milk churns on their boats or oomlaters. Mind their barnets tho - these are birds - manners!


Got that?

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Ok, screw learning to earn 2bb/hr at 5/10. I wanna learn to talk like this.

[ohnonotthat]

Request permission to plagarize, may I ?

- nh

[diebitter]

yep, go ahead. Where?

be lucky, mah sun.