Porno pet peeves?

[MoreWineII]

I'm sure this has been done before, but some really crappy porno I watched last night left me feeling irritated and discouraged.

Couple of mine from last night:

- Multi-guy porn. Why? Seeing five dudes try to stuff their dicks in various holes in porno that is obviously aimed towards males is silly. Is there any hetero guy that wants to see that? 3 girls, one guy = good, 3 guys, one girl = stupid.

- Stupid annoying cameramen. If you've seen bangbus or cumfiesta, you know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to jack off to this [censored], I don't need the cameraman to make stupid jokes during that time. It's like...hot sex. Yay, boner time! Stupid cameraman joke/commentary. Flaccid. I could turn down the volume, but the sounds the chicks make is hot to me.

- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo.

- Guys choking or beating the [censored] out of a chick during sex. Again, different strokes for different folks, but I'm getting way too much porn with violent scary dudes in it.

There's a few to start.

[jakethebake]

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- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo.

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In general I agree with this one. If they wanna zoom for a second or two that's fine. But prolonged shots where that's all you see through the whole scene is just annoying, expecially if you get the idea that it would be a great scene otherwise.

[lucas9000]

in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

"Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must."


Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[RacersEdge]

Disagree/Agree/Disagree/Agree

[RunDownHouse]

These aren't pet peeves.

[benza13]

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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This is probably the second worst type of scene. 1st is when the guy is choking the girl, or gagging scenes where the girl needs a towel or bucket for all the [censored] she is gagging up.

[touchfaith]

I hate it when asses get in the way of cameo apperances from TV sitcom stars...

"There I am......there I am.......there I am..."

I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

Also, if you ever watch spamo vison, or edited porn, for some reason they edit it as to show a scene with a close up of the guy's face for like a minute. WTF??

[HopeydaFish]

I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.