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View Poll Results: Well, what does it mean?
It depends on the player, of course 16 30.19%
I don't know what I'm doing, it just seemed fun 11 20.75%
I'm a p*ssy but think you're a bigger one and will lay it down without the nuts 6 11.32%
I have you beat and want more of your chips, but don't think you'll call any more than the minimum 20 37.74%
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Old 11-08-2005, 09:57 PM
callydrias callydrias is offline
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someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop.

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I think it was Eddie Murphy that did a skit on this before. Funny stuff.

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Richard Pryor
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:27 PM
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you sit on the toilet and can not get proper ass cheek separation because you are sweating so much you keep sliding around. You run a serious risk of the disasterous "poop-on-the-side-of-your-ass" poop. And I think the sweat makes wiping harder.

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I now have to clean beer off my monitor. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
That's some funny $hit!
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:14 PM
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I've refered to this as an "aftersh!t"
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Old 11-09-2005, 12:47 AM
joeski19 joeski19 is offline
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What [censored] guy wipes sitting down. I don't get that [censored].

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I don't "sit" or "lean", but I don't stand completely upright either. But I guess it would be considered "standing". Now which one of you sickos wipes back to front?
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Old 11-09-2005, 01:10 AM
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Using only one square per wipe runs too high a risk of "breaching the hull", IMO.
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Old 11-09-2005, 03:11 AM
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Who the [censored] wipes standing up? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I do. I used to wipe sitting down, but now if I try my back cramps up. It sometimes happens when I do it standing, but not as bad. If I try to wipe sitting, I will get a painful cramp in the mid back below the shoulder blade very time. Not wiping at all is obviously not an option, so I do it standing.
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