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Old 08-20-2005, 09:28 PM
Blarg Blarg is offline
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I hate it when the girls do a bad job of talking dirty on camera. Keep to the moaning and panting. If you were meant to have lines you probably wouldn't be getting spanked by a one eyed midget with a fish right now.

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heheh
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Old 08-21-2005, 06:47 AM
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Pet peeves:

Excessive overdubbing on the soundtrack. Especially when the "sounds" have absolutely nothing to do with what is actually going on. If you're going to add moaning and groaning later, at least make it possible - if the chick has something stuffed halfway down her throat, she's not going to be begging for more at that particular moment.

Apathy. Too many actors mailing it in, some of the directors just don't care and the video companies will release it anyway.

Boring scenes. See "apathy".

I agree with whoever it was above who said male actors who don't shut the [censored] up.
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Old 08-21-2005, 08:01 AM
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I hate all the nudity.
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:19 PM
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-gagging / vomiting during BJs
-spitting
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:40 PM
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When guys dicks touch.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:16 PM
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Hahaha, nh.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:31 PM
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Default Re: Porno pet peeves?

this probably in here somewhere, but the loud male part. i cant stand when the guy is making all these noises and saying stupid [censored].

it just drives me nuts.

stfu and let the girl make all the noise.
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Old 08-21-2005, 03:43 PM
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-facial close up of the guy - completely unnecessary

-ass shot of the guy at inopportune times
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Old 08-21-2005, 05:31 PM
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ass shot of the guy at inopportune times

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what would be an opportune time for that?
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Old 08-21-2005, 05:50 PM
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Default You forgot the money

shot. All self-respecting porno movies feel they have to show the clientele that, hey, the guy is really coming, see for yourself.

Raise your hands everyone who finds it a sexual turn-on watching other guys shooting their load all over the place and the camera. Come on, don't be shy.
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