The NBA uber strategy

hmkpoker · #1 11-27-2005, 07:17 PM

Ok NBA buffs, tell me if this play is legal:

You get two really, really tall guys, like 7'+. Then when they're on offense, they run underneath the net. One guy jumps up and sits on the other guy's shoulders. Now you have a guy who's got the hoop at about chin level, and all you have to do is pass him the ball and he'll dunk it.

Legal or not?

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HopeydaFish · #2 11-27-2005, 07:45 PM

#3 11-27-2005, 09:05 PM

I don't know the answer, but it would be pretty funny to see Dikembe Mutombo on Yao Ming's shoulders

#4 11-27-2005, 09:08 PM

A 7 footer with another 7 footer on his shoulders would have a very hard time battling for position down low. There center of gravity would be way to high, and they could get pushed around by pretty much anyone on the court.

damaniac · #5 11-27-2005, 09:23 PM

Also, one foul leads to one fall, and that should pretty much knock the top big guy out of commission for awhile.

TheNoodleMan · #6 11-27-2005, 09:48 PM

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Someone better hold him to this.

Mason Hellmuth · #7 11-27-2005, 10:08 PM

This is almost as good as finding the fattest guy in the world, and making him a goalie in the NHL. For the record, I don't think that would work either.

DeadMoneyOC · #8 11-27-2005, 10:53 PM

This is awesome.

I had a similar idea with soccer awhile back. I can catch a ball on the back of my neck and I can bend over and run with it on my back, so basically why not just run around until you have a clear shot, flip the ball over and crack it into the back of the net?

TwoNiner · #9 11-27-2005, 11:55 PM

NFL- Last play you need like 60 yards, defense is playing back. You throw to a receiver about 10 yards down the field who catches the ball standing on one foot. While with one foot still in the air he throws the ball down field to another receiver who should be behind the defense. As long as the first receiver doesn't put his second foot down it's not a catch so he can't throw an illegal forward pass. Sure it would be a bitch to do, but it would be legal.

IggyWH · #10 11-28-2005, 12:03 AM

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NFL- Last play you need like 60 yards, defense is playing back. You throw to a receiver about 10 yards down the field who catches the ball standing on one foot. While with one foot still in the air he throws the ball down field to another receiver who should be behind the defense. As long as the first receiver doesn't put his second foot down it's not a catch so he can't throw an illegal forward pass. Sure it would be a bitch to do, but it would be legal.

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Uhh no