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Old 10-07-2005, 12:51 PM
Slim Pickens Slim Pickens is offline
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

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You and Bongo always appear at the same time. I'm deeply suspicious of all this.

Lori

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Old 10-07-2005, 01:19 PM
USCSigma1097 USCSigma1097 is offline
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

I'm sorry I had to post this,

But you have violated one of my three basic "guy" rules.

Rule number 1)Never have sex with a friends sister unless you plan to marry her

Rule number 2)Never comment on how many alcholic beverages you have consumed in an evening

And finally, and most importantly

3) NEVER guess the amount of jellybeans that a drag queen has in a bar.

I thought this was common poker knowledge???

Sigma
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Old 10-07-2005, 01:20 PM
USCSigma1097 USCSigma1097 is offline
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

Sorry,

Just reread your post. Apparently they were candy corns and not jellybeans. You are no longer bound by rule 3...Guess away.

Sigma
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Old 10-07-2005, 02:12 PM
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

Friend's "wives" doesn't violate Rule #1; does it? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:32 PM
USCSigma1097 USCSigma1097 is offline
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

No skipper...Rule number 1 clearly states sister.

Wives then by definition would be acceptable.

Sigma
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:43 PM
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

I'm always at peace kharmically.
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:45 PM
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

That's not necessarily true in Kentucky.
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Old 10-07-2005, 07:01 PM
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Default Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know

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No skipper...Rule number 1 clearly states sister.

Wives then by definition would be acceptable.

Sigma

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In West Virginia, you might be faced with a dilemma.

God, that was a pitiful excuse for a trip report. More about drag queens than the poker? Not even a bad beat story? Very suspicious indeed.

CJ
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Old 10-07-2005, 07:05 PM
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Sorry.
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