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#11
07-26-2005, 02:28 AM
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Re: I need a good doctor joke
Doc gives a guy six months to live. He can't pay his bill. Doc gave him another six months.
Doc told me to stand by the window, and stick out my tongue. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm mad at my neighbor!" 
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#12
07-26-2005, 02:34 AM
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Re: I need a good doctor joke
What do you call a med student who gets all Cs?
Doctor. What do you call a med student who gets all Ds? Dentist. edit: This isn't funny. I can't remember jokes. Sorry.
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#13
07-26-2005, 03:56 AM
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Re: I need a good doctor joke
Guy goes to the doc. Doc examines him, and says "Bad news, I'm afraid. You have GASH, a combination of gonorrhea, Aids, Syphilis and Herpes. You're gonna have to live on a diet of crackers from now on."
The guy says "Will that help?" The doc says "No, but it's all we can fit under the door."
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07-26-2005, 04:26 AM
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Re: I need a good doctor joke
Doctor: You've got six months to live.
Patient: I'd like a second opinion. Doctor: OK, you're ugly too. Take my wife.... please.
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