The Goofiest Tilt Tale of all Time!!!!!

[johnnyhearts]

This most amazing of all tilt stories occurred one fateful night in the 20-40 hold'em game at Commerce Casino, Los Angeles. I, Johnny Hearts, hereby swear to it's authenticity.

It all commenced when one old salt-encrusted rock, who had been getting steamrolled quite brutally, was dealt a pair of kings. Needless to say, the details of this particular beat aren't necessary but, upon witnessing the rather absurd combination dispayed for a win across the table, the old curmudgeon launched the gunned-down cowboys into the air where they sailed perfectly, with a frisbee-like action, to the next table over.

It just so happened that this table was, at that very moment, engaged in a showdown when the kings landed together, faceup, in front of a rather drunkenly glazed over pay-station. As his reddened eyes dimly focused on the splashdown of the aforementioned pocket pair, he nodded, gurgled, "That'll do", and souped his hand which he alleged, after the fact, was good.

This amazing tale, as well as other tales AND lucrative hustles, will be featured in "Hustling 101: Live Leisurely Off the Fat of the Goofballs, Gentlemen!" which is still awaiting publishing interest! Topics will be addressed such as:

* Nickel and diming in the casino.
* How to create and maintain a juicy homegame which pays
rent!
* Strategies to crush home games like; Baseball, Anaconda,
Pass the Trash, Chicago, and 7-27.
* "38-Special" a dice hustle by Dabanger.
* Hustling auntiques!
* Goofs aplenty on E-Bay!
* New life in an old pyramid scheme.
* Make $10,000 in one weekend at chess and you barely even
have to know the moves!!
* Crazy stories and tilt tales for enjoyment!

How many of you Johnny fans out there want my book? Be honest now!

John-John Hearts/ Team Discipline and Leisure

[daryn]

let's be honest here.

i want the book, i just don't want to pay for it. how about i play you heads up for it.

[johnnyhearts]

Daryn,

You are, of course, first in line to receive a free, autographed copy due to your fervent support of Johnny and Team Leisure!

I must add that your ready knowledge of HFAP's shorthanded section (including exact pg.#'s) which you helpfully quoted to Goofpernicus when he was belching forth gas on calling from the big blind, heads up, no less than 100% of the time
has soured me on playing you heads up hold'em for anything.

Perhaps a scintillating game of heads up Baseball or 38-Special? I'll always gamble chess too!

Stay leisurely and thanks for your support

Johnny

[daryn]

what a guy! always a pleasure to try and support team leisure. about chess though, i'm not good [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]