Stupid Names

[PoBoy321]

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"But because the story fits in with what's already believed about the shortcomings of whichever group the mother is supposedly part of, the tale will be re-told and believed anew."

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So based on that statement, Snopes has just made it impossible that anyone would ever have a ridiculous name? Also, I would tend to give the word of a Stanford sociologist some weight.

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Pretty sure the entire Phoenix family qualifies. Also, anyone with a generic name with a non-generic spelling (Chone Figgins) inspires my mockery.

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Chone Figgins' given name is Desmond.... his middle name is DeChone, which is where Chone comes from.
Baseball Reference

[M2d]

there's a family named Silva who supposedly have three sons: "sterling","quick", and "hiho"

[youtalkfunny]

Can't believe I forgot this one:

Two poker dealers I know, brothers, went to see a comedy show. They were sitting up front, and the chick onstage decided it was time to do some improv:

COMEDIAN: You in the white shirt, what's your name?
SNAPPER: Snapper.
COMEDIAN: No, not your nickname, your real first name.
SNAPPER: It's Snapper.
COMEDIAN: No sh*t? Who's that guy next to you?
SNAPPER: My brother.
COMEDIAN: (to brother) What's your name?
HERCULES: Hercules.
COMEDIAN: No, not your nickname, your real name.
HERCULES: Hercules.
COMEDIAN: (pause)...What the [censored] were your parents thinking?

[tolbiny]

high school teacher, dick sac

Edit: his wife taugth french in middle school- Madamn sac is humerous to a lesser extent.

[young nut]

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I had a textbook about Microsoft's Visual C++ once written by Buck Forland.

Borland was the company who was the nearest competitor in C++ programming at the time. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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hahahah, this is genious.

[Cancuk]

I grew up in a very liberal and hippie area, the following names are real:

Apple fairy blue feather
Swollow (she married a guy with the last name "Wood")
Eva november tree (eve of november)

[man]

what about gwyneth paltrow and coldplay dude's kid, apple? that name is clearly unfit for a human. although it would be funny if the kid went into a coma, because then it'd be a vegetable! lol, rofl etc

[sam h]

Oceana Miracle Blueskies

Dan Dan

[NutzyClutz]

According to zabasearch.com (I was bored) there are real ppl named, elmo tickle, Hugh Jass, Teddy Ruxpin, Helen Wait, Angel Dust, Art Craft, April Mae, Frank Furter, Ida Ho, O K Face, Liberty Belle, Lilly Field, Tiffiny Lamp, Barbie Doll herman munster, connie lingus, harold square, Red Light, Bunny Hare,lucky charm, rosy cheek
kiesha ash, anita dick, anita hoare, marvin martian, victor re, V. Agra, fred and wilma flintstone