Fortune Cookie Fortunes.

RocketManJames · #1 08-13-2005, 11:10 PM

Maybe this topic has been done before... but I just got a pretty lame fortune.

"Improve literacy, eat more fortune cookies."

-RMJ

TheIrishThug · #2 08-13-2005, 11:18 PM

i've noticed that they have started being more just words of wisdom than really fortunes. some times they r really just words and convey no meaning. they r getting lazy, but still feel the need to create fresh material.

MelchyBeau · #3 08-14-2005, 12:08 AM

I got one when I went out to eat with my boss that said you will have a comfortable position and a nice salary. He quickly changed the subject after asking what my fortune was. Sigh

Melch

bennyk · #4 08-14-2005, 12:42 AM

The best one I ever got was:

"Don't forget: you are always on our minds"

a close second was:

"Kiss the person sitting next to you"

bk

Jimbo · #5 08-14-2005, 01:31 AM

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The best one I ever got was:

"Don't forget: you are always on our minds"

a close second was:

"Kiss the person sitting next to you"

bk

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The first one was written by the IRS.

The 2nd by the Mayor of San Francisco.

DarkForceRising · #6 08-14-2005, 01:43 AM

I keep getting teh one that says "Make sure if yer gonna SIIHP she does the fasting and enema thing first".

Brainwalter · #7 08-14-2005, 02:02 AM

it was done tonight.

Talk2BigSteve · #8 08-14-2005, 03:02 AM

I actually got one that said "Don't do Drugs" once from the casino buffet, and I was like What the?

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

ChipWrecked · #9 08-14-2005, 03:03 AM

Kinda takes the fun out of the old 'in bed' game.

cnfuzzd · #10 08-14-2005, 06:16 AM

lies.

also, i got a fortune yesterday that said "you are attentive and detail-oriented."

i didnt read it until today.

peace

john nickle