Learning Weird Stuff About Yourself

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once when i was too young to remember, i accidentally stepped on a cake my mother had made for a family function.

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I pooped under the Christmas tree.

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I peed in the fireplace once in front of a bunch of my parents' friends.

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No, I meant tonight. But it was really a weird thing to learn I didnt need to be drunk to do this.

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This kind of story is less rare than you think. A lot of people have been put in special ed classes and thought retarded for actual physical deficits, like being deaf or hard of hearing, or having really bad eyesight so they can't really see or notice what other people are doing.

And sometimes the kids just have unusual personalities, or the parents are even at fault for their own personality problems.

It sounds like you were just told about this by your parents, rather than it being a memory. It's cool your parents told you; that's worth sharing.

And it's definitely a little creepy that sometimes it's only a bit of luck in life that keeps pretty bad things from happening to you.

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I crapped my pants until I was 13[ QUOTE ]
That's kind of sad. And by sad I mean awesome.

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And by awesome he means f**king retarded.

I suppose I phrashed that wrong. First of all, I remember none of this; it's all my parents talking. When my mom told me this, I said the same thing. How did I teach myself to read? The only explanation my mom has is this. They would read to me every night and I learned just by watching the pages. She says that she never tried to teach me. And, it's not like I was writing papers on Socialist art movements. I knew the alphabets and basic words. And if you still don't believe me, then blame my parents. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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My family is chinese. I was born here, and speak english only. Apparently though, I learned to speak Chinese before English. After a while I switched languages and lost one.

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When I was like 2, my mom told me I used to be crazy for hard boiled eggs. Which always struck me as strange, because I haven't been crazy about them since. She also said I was speaking in complete sentences before I was a year old. They tried to get me to skip a grade or even two when I was in grade school a few times, and to sign me up for college when I was in high school, but each time my parents wanted none of it.

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My family is chinese. I was born here, and speak english only. Apparently though, I learned to speak Chinese before English. After a while I switched languages and lost one.

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Very common. English wasn't my first language either, but sometimes I dream in my original language and can understand extended stretches of it, yet can put together only a word or two on my own.

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when I was 19 I smoked weed for the first time and had a pretty bad panic attack. this was the first panic attack I've ever had. I woke up the next morning with depersonification, which is when you don't feel like you're in your body, and that persisted for about six weeks. I saw a few therapists, thought I was going insane, and spent the next six months in an anxious, neurotic cycle. it was probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I also developed somniphobia, and started getting sleep paralysis.

my doctors told me I have mild generalized anxiety, which i never knew before. I don't really know what that means, but I guess I just worry all the time. I guess I just need to get laid.

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when I was 19 I smoked weed for the first time and had a pretty bad panic attack. this was the first panic attack I've ever had. I woke up the next morning with depersonification, which is when you don't feel like you're in your body, and that persisted for about six weeks. I saw a few therapists, thought I was going insane, and spent the next six months in an anxious, neurotic cycle. it was probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I also developed somniphobia, and started getting sleep paralysis.

my doctors told me I have mild generalized anxiety, which i never knew before. I don't really know what that means, but I guess I just worry all the time. I guess I just need to get laid.

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That always happens when you smoke weed the first time- you should give it another shot.

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I think he was telling you to get the hell out of his office.