quoted for hilarity

[silkyslim]

Party 2/4. some fish just runner runner flushed his set of kings and he was going nuts. i was trying to diffuse the situation to no avail, so I tried reasoning, hence:

StacysMom: would you rather him call 3 bets pf with T7 agaisnt your KK all the time
hoffer: no
StacysMom: why not?
hoffer: i would like him to fold and go heads up against you
StacysMom: and then call the flop with nothing
hoffer: hi pp's are not good in multi handed pots man
hoffer: so nice try but your wrong
StacysMom: lol ok

StacysMom: i think i know a little morethan you firecraker

hoffer: oh do you?

StacysMom: well at least about a couple topics

hoffer: felatio?

hoffer: maybe that

hoffer: well i think my bank roll states that i know more than you

hoffer: so fuc off

StacysMom: whats your bankroll?

hoffer: try 1000....over a year ago
hoffer: been cashing off the same roll since
StacysMom: ok

hoffer: your 16 dollars over the deposit limit so fuc off

Damn he is ballin.