Fattest Chick

[Al P]

You've done:

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I think you need to do this as a body mass index instead of absolute weight. There's a difference between a 135-pound chick who's 4'11" and a 135-pound chick who's 6'.

[Al P]

True but everyone always says fat chicks are like mopeds - everyone has ridden one but no one will admit it.

I've ridden a moped but not a fatty.

[Shajen]

This guy agrees with you.

[canis582]

Good thing for me it only goes up to 261

[HopeydaFish]

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Good thing for me it only goes up to 261

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Christ dude...did you have to roll her in flour first?

[wayabvpar]

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Heh. My buddy's worst conquest actually broke his bed when she jumped him the morning after. Nothing like being brutally hungover and having a giant fat chick break your bed.

We make sure and remind him about it every 5 minutes or so.

[Malachii]

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We make sure and remind him about it every 5 minutes or so.

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Ah yes, what are friends for.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

He looks like a sensible human being ... a straight shooter with upper management written all over him (among other things).

[Shajen]

So, being the butthead that I am, I did a google image search for Patrick is right...