So who's your Tool?

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"If you're at the table for 30 minutes and haven't spotted the tool, then you're the tool!" - Great Odin's Raven!
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that was awesome

[JihadOnTheRiver]

i am a pretty big tool. but i am like the fat chick that only has hot friends

[2planka]

TwoRooks = tool.

[Tailgunner]

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this guy actually muted the TV to tell us how this girl kept asking him if he seriously had a 9 inch cock.

it was as that moment i started smiling cuz i knew i had found the tool in my life.


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Fruitiest thing I've heard all day [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

<font color="teal">~TG</font> [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[B Dids]

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, this guy actually muted the TV to tell us how had a 9 inch cock.

it was as that moment i started smiling cuz i knew i had found the tool in my life.



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OH REALLY?

btw- yes. Actually I know about three people that would meet "tool for life" status.

[M2d]

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when we were watching the season 2 premier of LOST, during one of the commercials, this guy actually muted the TV to tell us how this girl kept asking him if he seriously had a 9 inch cock.

it was as that moment i started smiling cuz i knew i had found the tool in my life.

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So if you find someone with a ten inch cock will you drop your current "tool for life"? what about if you find someone with 8 inches, but he knows how to use it? I think you're just a size queen.

[TheBlueMonster]

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I know this guy who's in college and thinks he's pretty smart, but he can't even spell 'definitely'.

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What a morin

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It's moran, idoit.

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greatest series of responses.....ever [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Johnnyj580]

This thread is too good to be true.

My tool is this kid that plays in our games occasionally. I used to work with him at the local wahoo casino. Both of us had too many points (points = bad, given for absences, tardiness etc) to be given a shot at taking the poker dealing course. He begged and got in anyway.

"Brian" as we'll call him, has hands-down the WORST breath EVER. You can smell it from the other side of the table (no joke) and it never improves.

He has a kid thats turning two soon. We used ot bust his balls at work b/c the mother just called him out of the blue after 8 months and told him she was preggers with his baby. Some people would get a blood test just in case. Not Brian. Sidenote on 'Mom': she lives in a trailer in Rochester with her mom, stepdad, brother, two dogs, two guinney pigs, a bird, and I believe a turtle. She came to our poker game one with sloppy thng hanging out everywhere, drinking (the daughter was with her) and asking for a hit when my roomate packed a bowl.

Back to Brian. He got the job as a poker dealer (making roughly $25-30/hr, which isnt bad for a college dropout) only to more or less [censored] things up for himself. He's delinquent on all his bills. Just got evicted last week. Oh, the mother has moved back home with the baby. He see's the baby (Father: TBA) a couple days a week. When I asked him how he couldnt pay his bills? He "gets drunk at the nudes 3 times a week". Nevermind the fact that he's going to AWFUL nudes here in Buffalo, where by law they DON'T show it all. Nevermind the fact that these women are average at best. Who the hell gets drunk at the nudes??? Its like $7/beer!?!?!

P.S. He sucks at poker too . . .you'd think he was decent having dealt all day but no


John

[tdarko]

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i've mainly got 2 sets of friends up here in santa barbara, the people i live with (frat boyish, only one in a frat actually...and the guys down the street nerdier, less drink and smoke, LOST fans)



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sounds like an entire toolbox to me [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[bravos1]

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We used ot bust his balls at work b/c the mother just called him out of the blue after 8 months and told him she was preggers with his baby.

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First time I read this I thought you said that HIS mother called to say she was preggers with HIS baby... that would had made this guy even better..LOL