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11-23-2005, 12:41 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
Do something mean. He deserves it.
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#53
11-23-2005, 12:52 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
Cut him up good. Hang his dog in the front yard. Slam his face into the driveway until he stops moving. No j/k don't do that. Well...no don't do that.
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#55
11-23-2005, 01:01 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
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Take him out to a bar, get him really really drunk (buy the drinks) then beat the crap out of him. [/ QUOTE ] Don't stop halfway there. Take him out to a bar, get him really really drunk (buy the drinks), make sweet gentle love to him, then beat the crap out of him.
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#56
11-23-2005, 01:27 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
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I thought you said your dad already handled this. [/ QUOTE ] I'm a little curious as to what his dad did to the guy, actually.
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#57
11-23-2005, 01:43 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
If you were a snotty 12 year old, and you said something snotty, then you needed the [censored] slapped out of you.
You should buy the guy a thank you beer.
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#58
11-23-2005, 01:48 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
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[ QUOTE ] I thought you said your dad already handled this. [/ QUOTE ] I'm a little curious as to what his dad did to the guy, actually. [/ QUOTE ] He bought him a session of therapy and cooked him a chicken salad. They talked about the incident and agreed that the Giants were, in fact, not going to win the World Series that year.
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#59
11-23-2005, 01:56 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
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I say you start up a conversation about how you used to get picked on when you were younger, and how you've recently decided to seek revenge upon everyone that wronged you. After explaining that, he'll likely be silent. Sucker punch him and then light up a cigarette after you SIIHP. [/ QUOTE ]
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#60
11-23-2005, 02:03 AM
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Re: I got beat up by my neighbor...
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If you were a snotty 12 year old, and you said something snotty, then you needed the [censored] slapped out of you. You should buy the guy a thank you beer. [/ QUOTE ] He slapped me around a bit, slammed me up against a chain-link fence, cussed me out pretty good, and scared the absolute [censored] out of me. I thought I was going to die right there, and I hadn't even touched a bewb yet Maybe a slap but don't you think the huy went to far?
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