Find a Girlfriend with a Good Job

[jakethebake]

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I agree with this post.

-Michael

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The problem is the difficulty in execution.

[jason_t]

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This reminds me of a quote I heard the other day.

"I would never join any club that would have me as a member."

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Groucho Marx.

[The Dude]

Thank you. I did not know the origin of that.

[Prevaricator]

why do you need to be a professional poker player to want a gf like this?

[NobodysFreak]

I laughed my ass of at this. VNH, sir.

[Non_Comformist]

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I agree with this post.

-Michael

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Yes so do I.

[VeryTnA]

This is a take off from a very old poker joke. It goes something like this:

What do you call a pro poker player who has lost his girlfried? HOMELESS

Another one along that line.

How do you get a pro poker player off your porch? PAY HIM FOR THE PIZZA

[Overdrive]

Phil Hellmuth's wife is a doctor.

Phil is not as dumb as some of his attackers think [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[KaneKungFu123]

this is funny.

OP wrote it like a guy who got dumped and now hates all women.

[Luv2DriveTT]

This reminds me of a joke I once heard...

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

<font color="white">homeless</font>

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