Find a Girlfriend with a Good Job

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Any male starting out as a professional poker player should search for a woman with a good job as a back-up plan. She should be low maintenance, and very accomodating about your schedule and willing to pick up the bills when things are running bad. Once you become a succesful poker player and make a signifigant amount of money you can dump her and search for a more meaningful relationship. After all, any woman who is willing to go out with a poker player must have some serious problems and shouldn't be taken seriously.