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Old 07-18-2005, 08:27 PM
bisonbison bisonbison is offline
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Default Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

What this thread is for: three, two, one.

I am smarter, wiser and more recently back from a wedding in Nantucket than you, so ask (in the form of 'Dear Bison,'), and ye shall receive.

I can't help but help.
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

dear bisonbison,

there's this girl at work that i'm kind of into. got any suggestions for a good first date?

- pink
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:37 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

Dear Pink,

Dinner is pretty key.

Beyond that it depends on her. Movies are low-key and don't require you to make hours of conversation. Window shopping (if you go out to dinner at some sort of downtown place) is always good if you do feel like you can charm her.

The basics: ask her out to dinner, ask her if there's anywhere she'd like to go, pay.
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:59 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

dinner seems pretty lame though. everyone goes out to eat. she's only 19 and i'm 21, i kinda wanna do something cooler than dinner/movie, ya nah mean?
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:46 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

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The basics: ask her out to dinner, ask her if there's anywhere she'd like to go, pay.

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Only bad advice I've ever seen Bison give.
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:45 AM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

[ QUOTE ]
Dear Pink,

Dinner is pretty key.

Beyond that it depends on her. Movies are low-key and don't require you to make hours of conversation. Window shopping (if you go out to dinner at some sort of downtown place) is always good if you do feel like you can charm her.

The basics: ask her out to dinner, ask her if there's anywhere she'd like to go, pay.

[/ QUOTE ]

sorry, horrible advice.

dinner is okay, but a movie? On a first date? Gee, let's sit next to a person I want to get to know better in total silence for two hours. What a great idea!

A movie should never be part of a date until the two of you are comfortable enough with one another to hold hands, snuggle up against one another, etc.

My advice is a casual dinner - someplace like a cool family Italian restuarant - and then maybe go to an expensive restaurant for dessert or coffee...or an ice creame parlor...or a hip bookstore...someplace you two can talk.
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

Yeah, the movie part was dumb.
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

how's the zoo sound during the day, then dinner afterwards?

im so freakin in it's ridiculous.
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:33 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

dear bison,
why did BigSteve leave?

thank you,
M2d
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:35 PM
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Default Re: Dear Bison. July 2005. Something licked this way comes.

Dear bisonbison,

What is my girlfriend planning for my birthday?

Regards,

xLukex
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