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Re: why i hate fast food
For years me and a friend would always get the same meal. Quarter pounder with cheese super size the fries medium coke. ALWAYS the same thing, at least three times a week.
One day I finally said to my friend "I'm tired of the inevitable McPains and I'm trying something differant." I go for a filet-o-fish and to my surprise I really enjoyed. So my new meal became filet-o-fish combo, super size the fries and medium coke. Three years go by and I'm happy with my new choice in combo meal. One day it's late, about midnight and I'm heading home and decide to pick up some Mcd's. I pull up and decide it's been a long time, I'm going for the QP combo. I place the order and head home to enjoy a good meal and some old memories. I get home open the bag and my fries are just plain old regular size. I'm pissed, more at myself because they always make the fries mistake and I always forget to check. So I think nevermind, I got a QP to make up for it. I lay out the food, turn on the tv and start eating away. I'm thinking to myself, geez this is by far the most disgusting burger I have ever eaten in my life, how could I have eaten this crap. I get through half the QP and decide maybe I should take a peek. I pull off the top bun and find the sorriest looking piece of meat with no cheese and no toppings. So after three years of no QP combos, I have that as my return to McPains. |
#32
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[ QUOTE ] I immediately think of this thread, then get in the car and drive back to Mc'D's to curse out the manager. Turns out she is decent looking, so I play nice, get a Sauage bisquit, and a Bacon Egg and Cheese Bisquit for a co-worker. [/ QUOTE ] Haha, I have this image of you being all pissed, then realizing that you might want to fornicate with this manager at some point in time, and therefore you aren't allowed to yell at her for her incompetence for some reason. [/ QUOTE ] That was it in a nutshell. I walked in all pissed off, and growl at the counter girl that I want to see the manager. Then this semi-hottie walks up, and my whole routine was ruined. I changed gears and turned on the charm. You never know when you might get the chance to fornicate [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: why i hate fast food
only one point voltron. i am not ugly. where did that guy come from anyway? rpg.
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Buddy Hackett's character in The Music Man [/ QUOTE ] Good call, Jack! GREAT call! Obviously, I've heard of Marcellus Washburn, or I wouldn't have said it. But I wouldn't have come up with Buddy Hackett in a million years. My next guess was "a pitcher for Anaheim". Nice job. |
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I don't eat french fries. French fries will kill you faster than smoking. Stay away. French fries bad, smoking bad but not as bad as french fries.
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The quality of fast food service has taken a big dive in the past year, and we can blame internet poker for it.
Thousands of former fast food minimum wage workers are now playing 12 tables of 3/6 and making over 100K per year. Expect this trend to continue. |
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only one point voltron. i am not ugly. where did that guy come from anyway? rpg. [/ QUOTE ] Denial: Part I |
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how fat are you guys that eat that crap all the time that has all your daily calories in one bag and twice your allowance of fat. no wonder you drool over the porn on the net as you cant get a decent girl. [/ QUOTE ] When you die of a cholesterol deficiency you'll be sorry. |
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