Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

[Dr. Strangelove]

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I'll be awarding $100 to the best written Haiku. Deadline is Wednesday.

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MATT: from up on high
Purges tiny penises
Asks: Do you see why?

[Uglyowl]

Zee, Mason, Daddy
A life of a prince for mat
Nepotism yup

[JaBlue]

goddamnit I was trying to work in nepotism but I forgot the world and was thinking "neologism" i won't do it now though >:O

[KaneKungFu123]

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Two plus two tumult.
Soothing waves wash all around.
Mat is the calm sea.

Yugoslav

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i've decided to up the prize to $200...

this is #1 right now...

lets get some more out there, there is no limit to entries...

something alluding to Mat's adolescence would be interesting. like one about him removing his braces would be neat, as long as its also a haiku still.

[asofel]

youth grows with wisdom
even those on the down low
catcher now pitcher

if there is a god
matthew must be like jesus
he cleanses our sins

and on the eigth day
god himself beget matthew
angels then rejoiced

[InchoateHand]

yaomama posts cock
Mat swoops down like an eagle
say bye-bye gaypic

Mat looks from afar
In nature no friends for Mat
Now Mat one cool dude


Mat popped his collar
Tucked in his pretty pink shirt
housenut's ass mat's foot

[InchoateHand]

there is a sklansky
not the one smarter than god
but as smart as oot

[beerbandit]

first post, obvious
little bitch ass troll nugget
judo chop their ass


cheers

[beerbandit]

above 2plus2
watching from a mountain
mat, destroyer of trolls

sitting at work all day
damn, you get paid for this too
guess its nap time

blades of grass stand tall
weeds surround us, all is lost
mat, round-up in hand

[Rushmore]

As God sent a flood
The wrath of Oz is Matty
To purge and to heal