I need a punchline

Wynton · #1 09-08-2005, 08:02 PM

Here's the setup:

What do you call a guy who, in his first 10 hands, limps/reraises pf with A10o,A6s and then JJ?

Hurry and give me a punchline. I'm playing with him now and I need something snappy.

krishanleong · #2 09-08-2005, 08:03 PM

porn star

Krishan

asofel · #3 09-08-2005, 08:04 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Here's the setup:

What do you call a guy who, in his first 10 hands, limps/reraises pf with A10o,A6s and then JJ?

Hurry and give me a punchline. I'm playing with him now and I need something snappy.

[/ QUOTE ]

friend

Surfbullet · #4 09-08-2005, 08:10 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Here's the setup:

What do you call a guy who, in his first 10 hands, limps/reraises pf with A10o,A6s and then JJ?

Hurry and give me a punchline. I'm playing with him now and I need something snappy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Slingshot? Killer? Eye of the Tiger?

Surf

surfdoc · #5 09-08-2005, 08:11 PM

List the table # in this thread and let the good times roll.

Oh and then tell him he is donkilicious.

Wynton · #6 09-08-2005, 08:14 PM

Might as well sneak in a bit of analysis here.

First time he limped/reraised pf was my second hand at the table. I'm in the sb. He's at co, and limps in. I raise with 99. BB folds. Then he reraises.

I'm so confused by this play that I proceed to check/call the rest of the way, even though the board gradually fills up with overcards. My best guess at the time was that he had some middle pair. But it was probably my curiosity more than anything else, that made me do this. I figured it was a good idea to discover what he was up to, and I believe the info was worth that pot.

Wynton · #7 09-08-2005, 08:37 PM

Damn it, I think it's an epidemic. A totally different guy just did this:

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 2 folds, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

Flop: (9.40 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.70 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.

River: (8.70 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.70 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ac Qh (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ks Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins 10.70 BB.

arizona · #8 09-08-2005, 08:43 PM

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you"

or

"Well I just had sex with your wife"

Wynton · #9 09-08-2005, 08:47 PM

[ QUOTE ]
"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you"

or

"Well I just had sex with your wife"

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually, those are perfect! I propose we say that whenever anyone makes totally silly bets.

Unfortunately, he's left. Now I have to stalk him just so I can use those lines.