Uneven stink in armpits

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Anyone have that? I do.

My left pit builds up a stink quick, but not my right. It's been that way for as long as I can remember. I could mark off some territory with my left and all the smaller bears would think I'm a grizzly and take off running. Actually, they'd probably think I was three or four grizzlies standing on each others' shoulders. The right? Pretty darn moderate. Not nearly so much a lethal weapon. I could get away without even using deodorant on it probably, but the left makes me persona non grata very quickly unless solidly doused in anti-perspirant and cologne.

Anybody else have any similar stink discrepancies?