Porn Cameramen - could they BE worse?

Jimbobobb · #1 05-15-2005, 11:41 PM

What is it with porn cameramen? Are they told to specifically ignore all the action and focus on absolute crap? I know that porn isn't exactly an exercise in cinematography, but come on, I'm sure it's a guy filming this, and he has to know what guys actually want to see. And do you know what I DON'T want to see? I don't want to see the guys god damn O face during the money shot. I really don't need to waste 2 minutes of my day jerking off just to have it shot to hell by a 30 second long shot of some lucky jackass's face as he spooges all over some blonde and turns me all limptastic. Guys climaxing is NOT sexy. I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, gay, or whatever. You do not enjoy watching a man make a happy face. Women are beautiful, and their faces at the height of climax or even at the height of a cock is a pleasure to behold. Men are ugly and ackward, and make the most ridiculous faces before/during/and after orgasm. Hell we look strange 24 hours of the day. If anyone on these boards is in the porn industry (who knows, half of you live in california), fix this. Seriously. Male porn stars should never get face time. Ever.

Dead · #2 05-15-2005, 11:43 PM

Carlito · #3 05-15-2005, 11:44 PM

The worst is "ball cam." That's not cool.

Dead · #4 05-15-2005, 11:46 PM

You are really huge for being only 5'10". Uber fatteh.

MCS · #5 05-16-2005, 12:16 AM

A lot of times the money shot isn't filmed at the same time as the rest of the scene, so they have to cut away at some point, and that's a reasonable way to make it still seem like the scene might be continuous.

B Dids · #6 05-16-2005, 12:40 AM

There is a poster who can address this issue directly. Until he posts in this thread, anything anybody says is pointless.

Buckmulligan · #7 05-16-2005, 12:55 AM

classic. what's even worse is when the guy doesn't cum in time and jerks for like 45 seconds making grunting noices as if he's cumming, only to dribble a little on her chin. By that time, I'm cleaning up usually.

PokerFink · #8 05-16-2005, 12:02 PM

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I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, gay, or whatever. You do not enjoy watching a man make a happy face.

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I'm going to hijack this for a moment and point out that I've had three girls say that they like to watch my O-face during sex, a fairly high percentage of girls I've slept with.

Sponger15SB · #9 05-16-2005, 12:07 PM

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There is a poster who can address this issue directly. Until he posts in this thread, anything anybody says is pointless.

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Talk2bigsteve or Dominic?

swede123 · #10 05-16-2005, 12:28 PM

Another thing that bugs me about porn movies are plots. Seriously, porn is the perfect format for having nothing but compilation tapes, full of various sex scenes, but without the stars attempting to act.

This roommate of mine back in College used to insist on watching porns from begin to end. His supposed argument was that he wanted to scan the entire tape (before DVDs became big) to find the best possible scene to spank it to. In reality, of course, he had this weird thing where he actually cared about the plot and what happened next. Not too bright, this friend of mine.

Swede