Film Buffs Only: Identify the quote

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"My God, I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!"

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Sleeper (I think?)

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

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That's not my dog.
The Pink Panther.

"I'm having a really good day."
"You could be walking around lucky and not even know it."