Why didn't anyone tell me about baseball?

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
And she flew away howling on the yellow moon

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

Now the people cry and the people moan
And they look for a dry place to call their home
And try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

[Landon_McFly]

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didn't any of you guys play sports in high school? I think I've gotten my junk grabbed more times by guys than by girls. and yeah, I reciprocated. and I'm OK with that. there's something special about homoerotic banter that makes you feel like a butt pirate.

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FYP

[Clarkmeister]

Wait til someone shows you a picture of what the bats look like!

[youtalkfunny]

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Steve, this is the way all males in St. Louis greet eachother....like, even in church...peace be with you..honk honk

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This was the closest I ever came to spraying a mouthful of water all over my monitor.