V-cards - How many do you own?

[tpir90036]

Zero. I prefer having sex with girls who know what they are doing and will not cry/bleed/fall in love.

I lost mine to a girlfriend who was allegedly experienced but just laid there like a log and was pretty freaking terrible at assisting in the experience. I didn't even finish! We never had good sex even after I knew what was up and we broke up not too long after I found someone who was a demon in the sack.

[PokerFink]

One. Same girl who took mine back in highschool.

I don't get it Parliament. It sounds like you're old enough to be atleast in college. By the time college rolls around, most girls have had atleast a couple partners. Girls that haven't are either a) ugly or b) on a moral high horse or c) saving themselves. There is no point in trying with any of these girls. Way too much effort for bad sex.

-Fink

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One. Same girl who took mine back in highschool.

I don't get it Parliament. It sounds like you're old enough to be atleast in college. By the time college rolls around, most girls have had atleast a couple partners. Girls that haven't are either a) ugly or b) on a moral high horse or c) saving themselves. There is no point in trying with any of these girls. Way too much effort for bad sex.

-Fink

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Yea, but you only get to take a girls V-card once. Good point though - I agree sex is better with experienced girls.

[CollinEstes]

Refering to it as taking a V-Card is really gay. I wouldn't have thought it was that gay but you kept saying it throughout this thread which increased not only its gay-ness but also yours.

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Refering to it as taking a V-Card is really gay. I wouldn't have thought it was that gay but you kept saying it throughout this thread which increased not only its gay-ness but also yours.

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Yes.

You're supposed to call it your 'flower'.

[CollinEstes]

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Refering to it as taking a V-Card is really gay. I wouldn't have thought it was that gay but you kept saying it throughout this thread which increased not only its gay-ness but also yours.

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Yes.

You're supposed to call it your 'flower'.

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Not sure if this is sarcasim or not but neverless people who brag about their how many people they have had sex with usually don't get laid that often. My college roomate was from Brooklyn and homeboy would pound out different girls pretty much every night of the week but if you talked to him he you would think he was a virgin.

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Not sure if this is sarcasim or not but neverless people who brag about their how many people they have had sex with usually don't get laid that often. My college roomate was from Brooklyn and homeboy would pound out different girls pretty much every night of the week but if you talked to him he you would think he was a virgin.

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This isn't a subject I'd talk about in everyday normal conversation. It's an OOT topic... I tried to bring up the 5 year old thread that I read a long time ago with my friends and they thought I was nuts.