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#133
08-19-2005, 11:11 AM
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Re: post a joke
Claude and Pierre are driving down a rural road in Deliverance and they come across a sheep with his head stuck in a fence. They stop to help, Pierre gets out to pull the sheeps head out of the fence, buts hesitates, looks around and decides to have his way with the sheep first. So he's pumping away, SIIHP, and he turns to ask Claude if he wants any of this.
Claude says "Sure I do, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?" 
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#135
08-19-2005, 11:24 AM
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Re: This thread is going to be so dumb, I might as well post 2
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON... and Michael Jackson f*cks kids. [/ QUOTE ] FYP That little Suzie joke reminded me of a couple... One day little Suzie runs in the house yelling "Mom, mom, come quick, the barn is on fire" Her mom replies "Now little Suzie, if you don't quit lying I'm going to have your father give you a spanking" Little Suzie just laughed and laughed and lauhed... because she knew daddy was in the barn. One day little Suzie and little Johnny were playing in the ditch out by the road. Little Suzie sees a coin out in the middle of the road and says "Johnny, go get that quarter thats out in the middle of the road." As little Johnny is going to get the quarter he gets run over by a car. Little Suzie just laughed and laughed and laughed... because she knew it was really a nickel.
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#136
08-19-2005, 04:43 PM
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Re: post a joke
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
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#138
08-19-2005, 05:18 PM
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Re: post a joke
Joe and Steve are out golfing and the round is terribly slow because of the two women in front of them. After several holes of this slow pace Joe decides he’s going to have a word with the women about their slow play. He is halfway down the fairway when he quickly turns around.
What’s the problem Joe? I can’t talk to those women, one is my wife and the other one is my mistress. Alright then I’ll take care of it. So Steve heads down the fairway and comes back even quicker than Joe. What’s the problem Steve? It’s a small world Joe.
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#139
08-19-2005, 05:39 PM
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Re: post a joke
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[ QUOTE ] so this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender OUCH! [/ QUOTE ] And don't forget his brother..... Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks. [/ QUOTE ] termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bartender here?" horse walks into a bar, bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face?" two cannibals are eating a clown. first says to other, "does this taste funny to you?"
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#140
08-19-2005, 05:43 PM
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Re: post a joke
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two cannibals are eating a clown. first says to other, "does this taste funny to you?" [/ QUOTE ] I just tried to tell this joke to my vietnamese secretary. She asked me why would a cannibal care what a clown tasted like. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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