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Re: Preparing for a police chase
I would get a blow doll that looked real or a manican because they never ram the car if they think you have a hostage.
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I'd have a bagful of babies with me. If the cops got to close, I'd toss a baby out the window. That'd slow the bastards down.
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[ QUOTE ]
I'd have a bagful of babies with me. If the cops got to close, I'd toss a baby out the window. That'd slow the bastards down. [/ QUOTE ] I think this would work, but I think it would be more effective with 5 year olds. How many 5 year olds do you think you'd have to throw out the window for each cop that was chasing you if the 5 year olds would fight to the death for you? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Sorry, I maybe shouldn't have started this. |
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[ QUOTE ] I'd have a bagful of babies with me. If the cops got to close, I'd toss a baby out the window. That'd slow the bastards down. [/ QUOTE ] I think this would work, but I think it would be more effective with 5 year olds. How many 5 year olds do you think you'd have to throw out the window for each cop that was chasing you if the 5 year olds would fight to the death for you? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Sorry, I maybe shouldn't have started this. [/ QUOTE ] Don't be stupid. You can't fit more than 3 or 4 five-year olds in a bag. Trust me, I've tried. |
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I'd rig up my car with double machine guns and then put the triggers right on the steering wheel. I'd also have buttons for smoke screen and oil slick.
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I'd rig up my car with double machine guns and then put the triggers right on the steering wheel. I'd also have buttons for smoke screen and oil slick. [/ QUOTE ] |
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If you get seperation from the cops, drive to your airport, it's probably the place with the least security that has restricted airspace.
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I'd rig up my car with double machine guns and then put the triggers right on the steering wheel. I'd also have buttons for smoke screen and oil slick. [/ QUOTE ] Duh duh da duh da duh DA DUH duh duh da duh da duh DA DUH bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bwa . . . . . bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bwa BWA-BWAH . . . . bwa bwa bwa BWA-BA-BWA-BA-BWA-BA-BWA-BA bwa bwa bwa bwa-bwa. That was a quality two minutes of entertainment typing that out. |
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A map of the sewar/train system and a chain.
Run into the building, lock the door, escape underground. |
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Re: Preparing for a police chase
Jetpack
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