Two Plus Two Older Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Older Archives > Two Plus Two > MOD DISCUSSION

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:46 AM
Evan Evan is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: sthief09: im kinda drunk from the nyquil
Posts: 1,562
Default Girl that needs a nose job BAD

I went to high school with this girl (who will remain nameless) that has got an amzing body. I would guess even the studs of oot would give her at least an 8. Problem though, she is a MAJOR butterface. She's got this killer body and a great rack--but her nose looks more like a someone stuck an elbow on her face. Here are some pictures to prove my point:

Her haloween costume:


Prom picture from high school:


Some random picture from college:



So I think we can all agree this girl has got an awesome body and should do what she can to make the face match.

I present to you, the nose:






Trump card:



So yea, you get the point.

This girl has got more money than god and El Diablo combined. Her dad has a plane (not sure what model, but think more 747 and less Cessna), her house has many rooms that are merely for diplay (see big round couch with a pyramid of pillows for no apparent reason) and there was some talk a few years ago about putting a hedge maze in her backyard (that extends for miles...seriosly). Her dad was a partner at a major investment bank (see MAJOR) and owns a large portion of a professional sports team you've all heard of and watched on TV. Basically there is no reason for her to have this.....thing on her face. Yet she does. No one understands it, so I've brought it to you, oot.

I'm thinking about maybe putting a petition together or something. If anyone has a creative way to push the issue I'd like to hear it.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:50 AM
ZeeJustin ZeeJustin is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Northern VA (near DC)
Posts: 1,213
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?













HAHAHAHAHAAHHA JK!!!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:53 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 417
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

real: Ask her if she's ever considered surgical enhancement, and take it from there.

funny:
break it (if you can!)
doggy is your friend
keep making big nose jokes over and over again:
That's a Roman nose - roman all over your face
Don't do the backstroke, I'll keep hearing the music from Jaws
Stand closer. I want my beer in the shade
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:53 AM
Losing all Losing all is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 577
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[ QUOTE ]
Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?

[/ QUOTE ]


Probably just more nose. Sweet Jesus what a honker
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:56 AM
gmrankin gmrankin is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 4
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

whats her number?
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:59 AM
Evan Evan is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: sthief09: im kinda drunk from the nyquil
Posts: 1,562
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[ QUOTE ]
whats her number?

[/ QUOTE ]
Haha. Seriously though, what would you rate her pre and post revelation?
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-29-2005, 06:59 AM
Vavavoom Vavavoom is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: London, UK
Posts: 34
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[ QUOTE ]

Trump card:




[/ QUOTE ]

She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 11-29-2005, 07:01 AM
Evan Evan is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: sthief09: im kinda drunk from the nyquil
Posts: 1,562
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[ QUOTE ]
She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

[/ QUOTE ]
That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 11-29-2005, 07:02 AM
Vavavoom Vavavoom is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: London, UK
Posts: 34
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

[/ QUOTE ]
That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed....But with all that cash she obviously doesn't care....

Take Paris Hilton for example.....She can't get enough surgery done yet still hasn't had a boob job....
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 11-29-2005, 07:07 AM
gmrankin gmrankin is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 4
Default Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

[/ QUOTE ]
That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed....But with all that cash she obviously doesn't care....

Take Paris Hilton for example.....She can't get enough surgery done yet still hasn't had a boob job....

[/ QUOTE ]

My point exactly... Set up for life? count me in. I've done WAY worse!!! lol... my standards have been on a sharp decline latley. Buy seriuosly, her body is nice, and with the lot to boot, i'm in like flin BABY
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:40 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.