Post Your Favorite Funny Saying - Page 2

jason_t · #11 10-23-2005, 06:51 PM

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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Is simile not the correct term to descibe sayings like this?

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No.

istewart · #12 10-23-2005, 06:51 PM

I don't think anybody has listed a simile in this thread so far.

Eurotrash · #13 10-23-2005, 06:51 PM

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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yeah, if I remember what I learned in 3rd grade, the simile uses "like" or "as" in the comparison, else it's a metaphor.

DarkForceRising · #14 10-23-2005, 06:51 PM

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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I was trying to think of a funny way to make this post. I couldn't think of one. Glad to see that you couldn't either. Here, I'll add a smily [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Now you can't even be mad at me.

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Thanks. Go Sox, BTW.

mason55 · #15 10-23-2005, 06:51 PM

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I don't think anybody has listed a simile in this thread so far.

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jake did

nothumb · #16 10-23-2005, 06:54 PM

"Slicker than greased owl $hit"

NT

tmoore44 · #17 10-23-2005, 07:05 PM

Two of my recent favorites:

"hotter than doughnut grease"

"Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass"

astroglide · #18 10-23-2005, 07:07 PM

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If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

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way too wordy

krazyace5 · #19 10-23-2005, 07:17 PM

I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest.

My Grandpa always smoked filterless Camel cigarettes and he'd say smoking a filtered cigarette was like sucking a titty through a nightgown. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Hamish McBagpipe · #20 10-23-2005, 07:25 PM

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If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

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This is a rewording of a Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens quote, and he ain't from Texas.