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Old 10-23-2005, 06:38 PM
DarkForceRising DarkForceRising is offline
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Default Post Your Favorite Funny Saying

You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:39 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

i kind of like this one

[img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:39 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

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If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

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ROFL! Texans have an unfair edge with this stuff.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:47 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

Drier than Gandhi's flip-flop.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:49 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

As thick as a Gurkha's foreskin

A London one, and I've no idea why Gurkha's are supposed to have thick foreskins, but they are famous for having bloody great knives, and maybe it's some reference to that.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:49 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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I was trying to think of a funny way to make this post. I couldn't think of one. Glad to see that you couldn't either. Here, I'll add a smily [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Now you can't even be mad at me.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:49 PM
DarkForceRising DarkForceRising is offline
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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Is simile not the correct term to descibe sayings like this?
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:50 PM
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Default Re: Post Your Favorite Simile

When did they change the definition of simile?
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