Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

[PokerFink]

But I bet you have
Nude pictures of this girlfriend
Make it up to us

[jaxUp]

not spectacular
and not all that revealing
but it's all you get

2.
if anybody
finds a way to link her here
please don't or I'm fuckd



3.
the poor quality
I apologize for, but
it's all that I have

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
not spectacular
and not all that revealing
but it's all you get

2.
if anybody
finds a way to link her here
please don't or I'm fuckd



3.
the poor quality
I apologize for, but
it's all that I have

[/ QUOTE ]

This is quite awesome!
ya lucky bugger! merry
christmas, go do her!

(Edit: now fixed)

[jaxUp]

apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[/ QUOTE ]

You are quite correct
I have remedied this fault,
got any more then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jaxUp]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[/ QUOTE ]

You are quite correct
I have remedied this fault,
got any more then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

there are some others
remaining on my hard drive
for my eyes only

This pic makes up for
The fact I can now only
Think in haiku form.*

*This is true. I just found myself thinking, "I wish he would call," and then checking to see if that had 5 syllables... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Gunny Highway]

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it's all that I have

[/ QUOTE ]

It's entitled sexy005.jpg
There are at least four more pics.
You are a liar. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[PocketJokers72]

I am surprised Dex
has not composed a Haiku
referring to warts

[PocketJokers72]

[ QUOTE ]
I am surprised Dex
has not composed a Haiku
referring to warts

[/ QUOTE ]

And now I am stuck
with Haiku driven madness
invading my brain