Weirdest first date ever - Page 4

PocketJokers72 · #31 11-16-2005, 06:42 PM

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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room.

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not for some of us [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Let us know how it goes at 9 months + 3 weeks, after she gets out. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

diebitter · #32 11-16-2005, 06:43 PM

That'd be 9 months + never, ever, ever again, please god!

B Dids · #33 11-16-2005, 06:44 PM

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This isn't a date. It's a job interview for a [censored]-hag.

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The Daver is wise.

Blarg · #34 11-16-2005, 07:44 PM

Wow does this sound like a terrible ultra-wimp pushoever move. This is what you do for your wife after you've been pussy whipped pretty hard for a few years, not what you do for some random chick.

It would be bad enough it was a day off, but taking off work?

Saddest of all, she explicitly described his role as servant.

This post makes me sad.

Blarg · #35 11-16-2005, 07:47 PM

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You guys are all missing the point that this guy is going to be banging by 2:30 PM at the latest. The GYN? Think about the subconcious symbolism that is inherent in the girl's proposal.

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Yeah I'm sure a clinical, embarassing medical procedure that feels a little violative and might even make some people sexually uncomfortable is the perfect foreplay.

Blarg · #36 11-16-2005, 07:49 PM

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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LOL. Talk about worst case scenario.

mjohnson406 · #37 11-16-2005, 08:53 PM

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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If the kid is a girl, does it count as a threesome?

Dominic · #38 11-17-2005, 03:15 AM

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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Of course. And I counted it as a threesome (to answer the other guy's question)

AceHiStation · #39 11-18-2005, 04:40 PM

Anyone else anxiously awaiting these pics?

B00T · #40 11-18-2005, 04:46 PM

I havent spoken to the dude yet. I assume he is still out with her as we speak.

When I catch him online, I will get the full trip report and hound him for the pictures.