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Losing Weight Fast
I know there have been lots of "Losing Weight" threads, so i apologize, but i think my question is unique enough for a new thread.
Me and my friend(similar in size and weight) have made a $1000 bet on who will lose the most weight by New Years. I am 5'9 and 200 lb's. What is the fastest way to lose weight, solely for winning the bet? I don't care if i'm "just going to gain it all back - and then some", I just want to lose the most possible weight i can in the next 40 days. What should i do? Excercise a whole lot? Don't eat any bread(carbs)? Live off water and vitamins? Eat alot of Fiber? Any special pills? I appreciate any feedback. |
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Re: Losing Weight Fast
Malaria.
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Smoke crack.
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Re: Losing Weight Fast
Legal-
Ipecac Syrup Laxatives Diuretics Diet Pills Ephedrine Fenfluramine(sorta) Illegal Various forms of cocaine Amphetamine Clenbuterol Thyrax good luck, you will be skinny in no time |
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Bump of crystal every day ending with a bout with dysentery and gatorade one week before the weigh-in
Good luck [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: Losing Weight Fast
Use the Men's Health ABSDIETPOWER and exercise regularly
I lost 17 pounds in one month and steadily lost 1.5/week after that until I got to a 'reasonable' weight for me You don't have to starve...stay reasonable...5 smaller meals a day and upto 2500 calories, unless you are exercising a shitload. A: almonds (and other healthy nuts) B: beans (and other legumes) S: spinach (and other green vegetables) D: dairy I: instant oatmeal E: eggs T: turkey (and other lean meats) P: peanut butter O: olive oil W: whole grains (breads and cereals) E: extra-protein powder (whey) R: raspberries (and other berries) Cut out the rest. Make sure it's the good stuff too. For example, breads and cereals is referring to the 100% whole grain non-sugar laden stuff. Don't consume over 600 calories per meal. The diet is closely related to the South Beach Diet; a balance of 'good' carbs, protein, and fats. |
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Buy Hydroxycut and follow the dosage schedule, drink A LOT of water, do cardio, don't eat after 7PM, don't eat carbs after 2PM.
I am not a doctor. |
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http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle....e=body_135diet
Scroll down to the fat-fast diet. It's a bitch but if you can hang in there for the ~6weeks it will work as well as anything else. |
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Develop bulimia? It will win you a grand!
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Sleep on a damp mattress. I lost 14 lbs in 3 days using this method. (I was also hospitalized, so make sure you have health insurance, or it could be -EV).
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