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Old 05-17-2005, 01:19 PM
Mike Haven Mike Haven is offline
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Default Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

Any takers for this basic idea?

About 90 of us buy 90 units of $100 each from Granny, via a Stars transfer, so he can achieve his burning ambition to play in the big one.

If Granny places in the money, he gives us all as much of our $100 back as he can out of the winnings.

If there is winnings left over, he keeps 25% and divvies up the rest equally per $100 unit between the owners of the $100 units.

Obviously, everything is done in good faith, no formal contracts, and subject to Granny's agreement. The idea can be expanded a bit to force him to wear Granny clothes, Zoo hat, etc. (Granny knows not of this suggestion, as I write.)

Notes:

I am not Granny.

I have never had sex (as per Clinton's definitions) with Granny.

I think I am sane; therefore I may not be.
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:24 PM
Stu Pidasso Stu Pidasso is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

What the hell

Get enough people and I'm in.

Stu
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:28 PM
mattw mattw is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

lol. always thought Granny was a guy. with mike's use of the pronoun "he", hmm.
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:30 PM
morgant morgant is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

i am down with that...

morg.

next year dont forget my burning desire [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:33 PM
slickpoppa slickpoppa is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

Tell that old bag to stop being cheap and buy-in directly.
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:36 PM
VinnyTheFish VinnyTheFish is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

I will only buy a stake in Granny <font color="red">IF AND ONLY IF </font> Granny agrees to wear the limited edition Pierre Cardin Granny Mae T-Shirt.

As seen on www.VinnyTheFish.com

p.s. everytime I look at that Full Tilt ad of Andy Bloch I feel like I looking in a mirror. Poor Andy!
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:56 PM
Tuco Tuco is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

I'm in for two units.

Tuco.
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Old 05-17-2005, 02:06 PM
Losing all Losing all is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

I'm in for a hundo. I doubt Granny will accept though, but sHE should.
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Old 05-17-2005, 02:33 PM
Eder Eder is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

Put me as a Yes...but I need him to wear that KILL PHIL t shirt
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Old 05-17-2005, 02:43 PM
Nick-Zack Nick-Zack is offline
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Default Re: Who wants to send Granny to WSOP?

I am in for sure.
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