Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.

#1 12-11-2005, 05:38 AM

Everyone has experienced those times in their lives where it is the funniest moment of their life, but it would be explictly rude to laugh.

So lets hear them.

Here is mine. Three of my friends and I are driving to a friend's Jacks house to play some paintball. We pull up to the drive way and Jack is there to greet us. My friend Antione, (not that bright) asks Jack if he is ready to play.

Jack says, "No, I am waiting for my buddy Greg to join us."

Just then, an old bald lady in a bathrobe comes out and yells, "Jack, do you want me to cook me some lunch before you go."

Then my friend Antione looks at Jack and says, "Is that your buddy Greg?"

Then Jack says, "No that is my mom, she just had cancer."

Antione and my two friends are just laughing their asses off. I alteast had the dignity to try and not laugh so hard.

I guess you just had to be there, but did Antione really think that and Old bald lady in a bathrobe was going to play paintball?

So let me hear your stories.

tonypaladino · #2 12-11-2005, 05:39 AM

"I guess you just had to be there"

I guess you're right. So why post it?

#3 12-11-2005, 05:41 AM

i was trying to get the ball rolling.

#4 12-11-2005, 05:43 AM

Does reading this post count?

NLSoldier · #5 12-11-2005, 05:45 AM

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fluxrad · #6 12-11-2005, 05:45 AM

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i was trying to get the paintball rolling.

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OMGFGFGROTFLCOPTERWTFBBQ!!!!111one1eleven.

ononimo · #7 12-11-2005, 05:48 AM

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i was trying to get the ball rolling.

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you are batting 0-for-your entire posting history.

#8 12-11-2005, 06:32 AM

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i was trying to get the ball rolling.

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Please take your ball and go home.

#9 12-12-2005, 01:00 AM

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"I guess you just had to be there"

I guess you're right. So why post it?

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I thought it was funny...and so did my wiggling thing. He says(my weiner), I don't like bald chicks"

#10 12-12-2005, 02:29 PM

My little brother is about 4 at the time I think. We're at the church for a friend of the familys funeral service.

Anyways the father had just said let us bow our head's in prayer and a moment of silence. My little brother coughs and then proceeds to say loud enough for the entire church to hear, " mommy I need some dimetapp."