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Old 11-09-2005, 06:21 PM
Aloysius Aloysius is offline
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Default Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady

So my friend JWP wrote these lyrics for his woman. He wrote them to prove his undying carnal love for her, and that he will still want to bang her, even when they are old and fat.

Let me know what you think. The melody is haunting, I will post a link of the song if anyone is interested. His main musical influence is Hank Williams.

Song For Molly

When we get past the initial attraction, I will still demand satisfaction
Don’t you worry, in fact you might wish that I’d cooled to you

When water covers California, don’t say that I didn’t warn ya
However frumpy your clothes are I won’t be fooled, it’s true

When you are old and I am older my advances will only grow bolder
Like a trash can fire, my lust will smolder, woo-hoo-hoo

When you take off somewhere on business, and I sit here and ask, “What the [censored] is this?”
It’s because I’m like a weed without sunlight when you’re away

Although I might venture out to a strip joint, I will never truly disappoint
You see, you’re stuck, you’re [censored] because I’m here to stay

Come rain, come snow, come hell or high water, the elements will only be fodder
To fuel the greediness of this marauder, hey hey hey

When all of the hot chicks from high school have turned into bull dykes, after saying “yikes,” I’ll still want you

When old DB Cooper walks out of the woods and says, “I am bored”
You’ll get your own reward, that I want you

When I have turned into dust and the worms have nothing left of me to feed on, then whatever’s gone will still want you
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:27 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady

You would get a better response if you provided some pictures of his inspiration.
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:30 PM
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Default Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady

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You would get a better response if you provided some pictures of his inspiration.

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Thanks - good point. I kind of thought the lyrics stood on their own, as it's an unusual topic for a love song. I'll see if I can get some (she's hot as you would imagine).
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:32 PM
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Default Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady

A picture of a hot chick would be much better.
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:33 PM
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My friend JWP

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so, you wrote a song? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:35 PM
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Probably the best love song ever written, right after "put it in your mouth"
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:38 PM
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My friend JWP

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so, you wrote a song? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Dude - what are you talking about? If I wrote these lyrics you think I'd hide behind a pseudonym? They are that rare combination of haunting, tender, loving, and thought-provoking.
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:39 PM
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In that case I think [ QUOTE ]
When all of the hot chicks from high school have turned into bull dykes, after saying “yikes,” I’ll still want you

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is unintentionally (or intentionally?) hilarious

could be a sweet song, I'd have to hear the melody/song/etc
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Old 11-09-2005, 06:57 PM
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Default Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady

The temptation of the rhyme can produce some truly unfortunate choices.
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Old 11-09-2005, 07:03 PM
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The temptation of the rhyme can produce some truly unfortunate choices.

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I think "fodder" and "marauder" is inspired.
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