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Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
So my friend JWP wrote these lyrics for his woman. He wrote them to prove his undying carnal love for her, and that he will still want to bang her, even when they are old and fat.
Let me know what you think. The melody is haunting, I will post a link of the song if anyone is interested. His main musical influence is Hank Williams. Song For Molly When we get past the initial attraction, I will still demand satisfaction Don’t you worry, in fact you might wish that I’d cooled to you When water covers California, don’t say that I didn’t warn ya However frumpy your clothes are I won’t be fooled, it’s true When you are old and I am older my advances will only grow bolder Like a trash can fire, my lust will smolder, woo-hoo-hoo When you take off somewhere on business, and I sit here and ask, “What the [censored] is this?” It’s because I’m like a weed without sunlight when you’re away Although I might venture out to a strip joint, I will never truly disappoint You see, you’re stuck, you’re [censored] because I’m here to stay Come rain, come snow, come hell or high water, the elements will only be fodder To fuel the greediness of this marauder, hey hey hey When all of the hot chicks from high school have turned into bull dykes, after saying “yikes,” I’ll still want you When old DB Cooper walks out of the woods and says, “I am bored” You’ll get your own reward, that I want you When I have turned into dust and the worms have nothing left of me to feed on, then whatever’s gone will still want you |
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
You would get a better response if you provided some pictures of his inspiration.
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
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You would get a better response if you provided some pictures of his inspiration. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks - good point. I kind of thought the lyrics stood on their own, as it's an unusual topic for a love song. I'll see if I can get some (she's hot as you would imagine). |
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
A picture of a hot chick would be much better.
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
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My friend JWP [/ QUOTE ] so, you wrote a song? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
Probably the best love song ever written, right after "put it in your mouth"
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
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[ QUOTE ] My friend JWP [/ QUOTE ] so, you wrote a song? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Dude - what are you talking about? If I wrote these lyrics you think I'd hide behind a pseudonym? They are that rare combination of haunting, tender, loving, and thought-provoking. |
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
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When all of the hot chicks from high school have turned into bull dykes, after saying “yikes,” I’ll still want you [/ QUOTE ] is unintentionally (or intentionally?) hilarious could be a sweet song, I'd have to hear the melody/song/etc |
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
The temptation of the rhyme can produce some truly unfortunate choices.
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Re: Song My Buddy Wrote For His Lady
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The temptation of the rhyme can produce some truly unfortunate choices. [/ QUOTE ] I think "fodder" and "marauder" is inspired. |
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