Do LAGS have more fun, and other important questions

[Wynton]

As a purported TAG, this is what I wonder about the LAGS:

(1) Do they have more fun?
(2) Do they have a shorter lifespan, both in poker terms and in "real life"?
(3) Do they have huge, insufferable egos outside of poker?
(4) Do they have more sex?
(5) Do they brake for animals?
(6) Do they brush in between meals?
(7) Do they care about global warming?
(8) Do they believe in life after poker, or life after death, and do they believe there is a difference?

But mostly, I wonder about number 1.

Anyone know the answers?