"oh stacy!"

[Alobar]

So I go to my GFs company xmas party tonight, she is a lawyer and so everyone there was a lawyer. Not a fun time, a bunch of uber snotty rich people being fake nice to each other, and then grilling me about how much I make at poker.

Because im a giant dumbarse I also accepted an invitation to another friends (Stacy) Xmas party that happened to also be tonight (I was unaware of the conflict when I agreed to go) This friend is also the girl I was dating when I first met my GF, because they happen to be really good friends. I dumped Stacy and then started dating her friend like a week later. Obviously lots of drama ensued. But things eventually blew over and now everyone is still friends, except for some weird tension. Stacy still has a thing for me, and my GF knows it, but trusts that I have no feelings for her and isnt worried about anything (I mean did dump stacy for her), but yet all her [censored] yenta divorce lawyer friends keep telling her how messed up it is that we are still friends, and "omg, how can you not be jealous...blah blah blah".

But here is how cool my GF is, I ditch her about 40 minutes into her party (and im sure much gossiping ensued) to meet up with stacy and go to her Xmas party which actually promises to be alot of fun. I get wasted, have a blast and drop stacy off at her hours several hours later. Then decide ill swing by my GFs house on the way home for some booty. Good times right? I get there, we start fooling around, and then right during the middle of her giving me a BJ, I go "oh stacy!". eeeeeeeerrrrrr, the record skips, the house lights come on, and im wondering how the [censored] that even came out of my mouth. I wasnt even thinking about stacy, it just like came out. My gf flips out, starts crying and im just sitting there like a jackass while my dick goes limp. how the [censored] do I even explain that one? I dont even have a good excuse, and the messed up thing is I havent done anythign wrong, yet theres no way in hell shes going to believe that, and pretty much wont trust me now. Eventually I got kicked out, I was to drunk to even figure out a good defense argument [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I figured you guys would at least get a kick out of my misfortune tho. Anyone ever said the wrong name on accident? or had someone call them the wrong name? Any thoughts on a plan of action from here?