Getting thrown out of a Vegas poker room

[jedi]

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Most every room has rules clearly posted that say "Fowl language is not allowed" or something to that affect. You need to learn to read and I have no sympathy if someone did end up kicking you in the nuts someday for acting like this.

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So I can say "You [censored] prick, I can't believe you [censored] cold called K9 on a [censored] board like that!", but "Holy moly, what a demented dodo you are for playing cards like that!" is going to get me tossed?


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Are you a complete idiot?
You just contradicted everything I said. I said Foul language is NOT allowed. You can'tsay the first part. Therefore, using it may get you tossed. Say the latter of your post would not. What part did you not understand?

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Sigh, explaining the joke ruins it.

<font color="white"> "fowl" language </font>


Oh well.

[MicroBob]

I got it.


Also - I got the little 'joke' that the OP made about not being an aolcoholic because he's not in AA.
That's a fairly common joke....saying, "I just drink a lot. Alcoholics are in AA. I'm not in AA so I'm not an alcoholic."

If you took that little 'joke' that he made seriously: Do you get out much? Is your joke-detector malfunctioning?

[Photoc]

AHH FCK!! I didn't even see that I misspelled it the other night when I was drunk, ROFLMAO

MY Bad, my appologies, GOOD JOKE!

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At the Bellagio, two friends are obviously checking down / soft playing. They raised me out of a pot, then check each other down. One has a monster, one has nothing.


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If one had a monster, why would he want you out? And unless Vegas changed rules, two players can raise you out and chop the pot. It doesn't mean they are colluding. It just means they are more perceptive than you are.

[Sand]

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AHH FCK!! I didn't even see that I misspelled it the other night when I was drunk, ROFLMAO

MY Bad, my appologies, GOOD JOKE!

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Actually your response was frickin' hilarious. It made a pretty bad joke pretty good. Thanks for the laugh. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Al_Capone_Junior]

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She says I'm not allowed to curse and mock other players, this of course is news to me.

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ROFLMFAO!

If you kept it up, you'd eventually get thrown out of both rooms. It depends on the staff on hand how much bullpucky they put up with. Too many f-bombs will get you thrown out of everywhere eventually, in some rooms it may be quick tho. Other such behavior, like giving out unwanted nicknames, ridiculing players etc usually gets you at least a warning or two.

As for the obvious collusion, for that deal you quietly and discreetly go see the floor and point it out, taking particular note of what the board was and what hands were shown down. That's the kind of bullpucky that any decent floor would put a stop to right away. As soon as you drop the f-bomb, they magically grow halos over their heads and you grow horns, so if you want anything done about it, don't lose your cool.

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[charlie_t_jr]

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...but the sheer number of posters who think I should be physically harmed for calling someone old man winter is hilarious.

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Which just proves the point that you are rude and immature. Your behavior at the tables is very rude and immature.

What's hilarious is the lengths some people will go to justify their own terrible behavior. Good job.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

I would just like to point out that the word "dick" seems to be allowable, but my "T" word, in reference to the girl's "mamalian protruberances" (that were being rather blatantly displayed via the low cut shirt) in the tip hustling post, was [censored]. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Holy ******* Cow Batman!

al

[deetle]

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the old man winter thing is fun, a little name calling never hurt anyone, but the check it down [censored], that would piss me the F off.


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So because you are the one being the ahole it's ok. When someone else is uot of line twards you the rules change?

[jaydub]

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She says I'm not allowed to curse and mock other players, this of course is news to me.

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ROFLMFAO!

If you kept it up, you'd eventually get thrown out of both rooms. It depends on the staff on hand how much bullpucky they put up with. Too many f-bombs will get you thrown out of everywhere eventually, in some rooms it may be quick tho. Other such behavior, like giving out unwanted nicknames, ridiculing players etc usually gets you at least a warning or two.

As for the obvious collusion, for that deal you quietly and discreetly go see the floor and point it out, taking particular note of what the board was and what hands were shown down. That's the kind of bullpucky that any decent floor would put a stop to right away. As soon as you drop the f-bomb, they magically grow halos over their heads and you grow horns, so if you want anything done about it, don't lose your cool.

al

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Glad you liked that line. Unfortunately, I suspect most posters here took it at face value.

As I hope I implied well enough in the OP, I just wanted the colluders to understand that I knew what they had tried and the last thing I wanted was the floor getting involved and possibly tossing them. Then again one guy didn't even see the collusion present in the situation I described so who knows what got across.

But regardless, as we have now come full circle and posts are merely pointing out that yes, I am in fact an [censored], it's probably time to let this thread die and enjoy the holiday.

I'll head back to OOT and leave you with your discussions on exactly how much the poker rate at Casino X is and whether or not a raise all in counts if he says call all in instead of raise all in.