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Re: Prison Break
i suck
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Re: Prison Break
1. Break into the nearest Radio Shack (don't worry about the alarm, it's just a sticker you can buy at Radio Shack to put on the window so people think you have an alarm)
2. Eat some food out of the trashcan, you'll need your energy. 3. Rummage for spare parts and build a computer. 4. Look through the backroom for some sort of "operating system", label it as your own, Call your Mom and have her set up a meeting with IBM. 5. Sneak out at dawn, go to IBM, sell "your" operating system to them for big bucks. 6. Take the money and your computer to a cafe. Convince the owner to let you use his phone line to create an "internet cafe". 7. Log onto mugshots.org, look for a photo of Bill gates. 8. Create a gimmick account in the name of Stu Pidasso on 2+2. Go to the OOT forum and ask for advice on how to evade capture. Done. |
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Ohhhhh ok, I was confused about this part......... [/ QUOTE ] Thats in there so people don't say "find a family memember (or freind, hot chick, etc) and let them turn me for the $25 million" Stu |
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Re: Prison Break
Send a letter to Michael Schofield and John Abruzzi and beg for them to stop by and pick you up on their pending plane.
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2. Eat some food out of the trashcan, you'll need your energy. [/ QUOTE ] Dumpster diving is a +EV activity. |
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1. Escape to forest and live there for a couple of years by capturing and eating animals.
2. Do lots of hard work to get big and buff. Grow a beard. 3. Come back to society in a couple years looking completely different. 4. Find a nerd who resembles photo, and turn him in. 5. Live rest of life surrounded by gorgeous women on tropical island. |
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Re: Prison Break
Stay within 5 miles of the prison for 10 years. gg
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Stay within 5 miles of the prison for 10 years. gg [/ QUOTE ] I hope you wouldn't really consider this. |
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Re: Prison Break
On a side note, when I was in America, I dumpster dived about 90 percent of my food.
Anyway, Mexicans sneak into America, and I am damn well sneaking into mexico illegaly, finding some nice villagers way in the mountains of Oaxaca, and livin there for 10 years. Grow some corn, and have a nice Mexican family [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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